Thursday, February 16, 2006

Why Adelphia Cable Hates Me...

Why Adelphia Cable hates me....


Last night, a telemarketer from Adelphia Cable called me tryna sell me something....at the time I was on the other line with LL C.J. threatenin' to get my boys on her (we got beef [[inside joke]]) so this interruption was most inconvenient.

Telemarker: Is Marquita home?

Me: No.

Telemarker: Does she have a husband I can speak with?

Me: No, she's a dyke.

Telemarker: (long pause.)

Telemarker: (angrily) Well, could you just have her call us, please?

Me: Sure.

I don't think they'll be offering me discounts on premium channels anytime soon.

I don't get offended easily but is it so wrong in 2006 to expect people to use a word like "spouse" instead of assuming I have a "husband"?

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