Why Adelphia Cable hates me....
Last night, a telemarketer from Adelphia Cable called me tryna sell me something....at the time I was on the other line with LL C.J. threatenin' to get my boys on her (we got beef [[inside joke]]) so this interruption was most inconvenient.
Telemarker: Is Marquita home?
Me: No.
Telemarker: Does she have a husband I can speak with?
Me: No, she's a dyke.
Telemarker: (long pause.)
Telemarker: (angrily) Well, could you just have her call us, please?
Me: Sure.
I don't think they'll be offering me discounts on premium channels anytime soon.
I don't get offended easily but is it so wrong in 2006 to expect people to use a word like "spouse" instead of assuming I have a "husband"?
No comments:
Post a Comment
Thanks so much for leaving a comment. I appreciate you! ;)